By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 17:09 - United States

Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML
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karamman 5

4 miles for some ice cream? Now that's determination

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Dracoboxer357 35

So, you purchased 1000 kgs of ice-cream (plus whatever the difference is between a shit-tonne and a regular tonne is), with a distance of 6.4 kms needed to travel, in an environment of roughly 46'C, which gives you an estimated time of 10 minutes before it's melted beyond consumption........Interesting. I guess the only question I have to that is, can you and your husband maintain a running speed of no less than 38.4 km/h, with a tonne strapped to your combined asses, for 10 solid minutes? Because if not, you may not have thought this through very well. :)

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ganjaone 2

Hopefully u guys aren't planning to be parents any time soon

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leadawg75 12

I agree with ya girl, that was just plain rude of him :P

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Yodaevil 4

Really? They can't think 15 minutes ahead, let alone years. Op is the kind of person who'd leave their kid in the car at 115° as they ran in for ice cream.... Oh wait, op doesn't have a car, nor bike. Where do they leave the kid then? yup, they'd make excellent parents all right

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Here's an idea, you take the kid into the store with you.

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Enslaved 36

You're going to walk 4 miles back home with a shit load of groceries? Admit it, you stole the shopping cart didn't you?

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Octwo 16

Herp to the derp to the herpity derp. Pretty much sums it up.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Were you high?!

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haycassidy 7

I'm gunna guess no.

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mbanks4844 0

Lies, my guess is Your in Arizona!?, it's not humid so it wouldn't melt

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Jawzx01 7

Guess we found the reason you can't afford a car...

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Fmlsea 28

the heat really doesn't make people think well.

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fmessiah 19

For future reference a metric 'ton' is spelt 'tonne', a 'ton' is the imperial measurement. Ice cream food fight would be a fun, though messy way to cool down in the heat and use up the ice cream you couldn't consume before it began to melt.

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shiarrael 13

Call a taxi? Rent a car when you need to go shopping? Buy a cheap used car?

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