By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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Nyx_fml 23

After an argument, ALWAYS let the cook have the first bite.

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olpally 32

You may have the ***** later op, STOP EATING NOW!

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jc981987 7

Don't fu*k him for a month and see if he still thinks it is funny.

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Kenton1008 21

Yes, because marriages are solely based off of sex. That's real ******* mature.

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kangx1 28

This is the kinda shit that needs a follow up

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alicespoons 17

Probably nothing, I think he just wants to put you on edge.

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n00b4liciou5 10

Depends. Do you usually spit or swallow?

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kbuglgbco 4

Make him a SAND which if you know what I mean (;(;

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Vawdka 3

Maybe you need to reply later to let us all know you're okay.

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qwertkinz 12

You know something's up when your husband actually cooks for once!

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pmaggio 2

mabye he is joking or he put laxitives

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