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By paintfarts1976 - 10/05/2013 19:01 - Ireland - Mullingar

Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By jess - 24/12/2018 04:00

Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML

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Et tu, Brute?

By missseloit3 - 09/12/2017 01:30

Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2019 23:00

Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 14:26 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

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Say nothing

By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 00:58 - United States - Edmond

Today, right now, my husband is on the phone with his friend. Last night I had a dream I was cheating on him with this friend. FML

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Framed

By Anonymous - 17/08/2016 15:18 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML

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Saturday 11 May 2013 3:02

That's so gross! Who does that?!?! Tell him to seek therapy.

Overatedlife_fml 5

Saturday 11 May 2013 3:05

Dude has serious insecurity issues, put him in check.

Comments

Ukon 7

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:25

I know how you feel. My last ex-boyfriend thought the same thing for my brother and I--admittedly, we are very close and even give each other kisses and hugs all the time. But by no means are we in love with each other romantically. The ex was pretty sick in the head to think I'd be like that. So I agree, your life sucks. :(

xXNerrrdXx 16

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:27

why ?! does HE have one ?! O.O

Doombadger 0

Saturday 11 May 2013 13:55

Yeah I'm going with a Lanister obsession as well.

Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 11 May 2013 14:12

Your name wouldn't happen to be Cersei, with a twin brother named Jaime, would it? That would prompt many "A song of fire and ice" series reading, Game of Thrones watching husbands to wonder about the paternity of their children... Especially if their names just happened to be Robert... Well, Good luck OP...

Ali_Br_fml 33

Saturday 11 May 2013 23:34

Wow, I'm late. It looked like there were no comments in my app. Oh well. iFail with my wack iPod app.

Jemm_fml 29

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:38

Someone's been watching way too much Game of Thrones.

SaxophoneHero 12

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:44

A little too late, my friend. If you look on the previous pages of the comments, your comment has been said before. A good number of times

upallnight11 19

Saturday 11 May 2013 15:58

Wow, he must be really insecure.

MrsAlexander83 10

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:07

My brother's wife is that way. I only have a brother and she has two sisters. To her there is no reason for us to have anything to do with each other anymore because (and I'm quoting her here) "why does he need to talk to you when he has me?" I'm like I'm not an ex girlfriend--I'm his freaking sister! Some people are just so stupid!!