Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using...

By Anonymous - 08/05/2019 23:00

Today, my husband argued that it's not cheating if he's using his brother's Facebook account to talk to other women, because they think it's him. FML

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By gmac0417 - 01/09/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, I found out my husband has been talking to another woman on Facebook. His only defense was, "I thought I deleted the messages." FML

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By dollfacee - 09/07/2015 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML

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By Little Miss Fucket - 13/06/2014 21:07 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2014 22:16 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML

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By BetrayedGirl - 13/01/2010 12:40 - United States

Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML

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Playing the odds

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 14:01

Today, I found out my husband sent 3000 friend requests to random women on Facebook. He says it's no big deal and doesn't mean anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2018 03:00

Today, I actually said the words "yes, a blowjob from a guy is still cheating" to my husband. I never thought that would be a problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2015 16:46 - United States - Lehigh Acres

Today, I found out my husband pretends to be a young, bisexual woman online. As if that isn't bad enough, he flipped out and didn't believe me when I told him the other "young, bisexual women" he's been beating it to are probably middle-aged men too. FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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By j.b. - 02/12/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband thinks its okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing". The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 May 2019 23:28

It’s not cheating — it’s catfishing.

samomaha 17

Thursday 9 May 2019 1:54

Your husband is having an affair. And covering for it.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 May 2019 23:28

It’s not cheating — it’s catfishing.

donb23 23

Thursday 9 May 2019 0:16

Is his brother married??

samomaha 17

Thursday 9 May 2019 1:54

Your husband is having an affair. And covering for it.

bobsanction 18

Thursday 9 May 2019 2:13

Maybe he's trying to help get his brother laid.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 May 2019 2:41

If your husband was smart, he’d claim he was playing Cyrano de Bergerac and helping his handsome, but stupid brother find love. Then that mound of student debt for a BA in literature would suddenly become worth it!

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 May 2019 5:44

Not when I have a completely different thought on the topic.

Sonotsuave 35

Thursday 9 May 2019 14:32

I don’t care what it’s considered that’s still sketchy af. If he’s joking around and playing a prank on his brother that’s one thing. If he’s seriously trying to mess around online that’s another thing entirely.