By anonymous - 24/04/2012 18:18 - United States

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML
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margie2194 12

Thats when you slap him and take all his money.

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ZOMBIE_oo7 0

Slip him exlaxs and hide his clothes. Don't get mad, get even. Nothing is worse than a woman's SCORN!

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RedCrow 0

Say, "NO!!!! ... YOU make me a sandwich

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homiechas24 3

Still gotta have a bitch in the kitchen.

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emmyjayyay 7

Divorce that man! Or cook for him, but make sure you sneak strong laxatives into his food.

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inulover8969 15

id tell him to make the new girl cook and clean while you leave and start a new relationship

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enchantxxx 0

Oh hell to the no!! U can kick his ass, get proof of him going out on dates, and file for a divorce with proof of his cheating ass!! That should get u a nice alimony

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maigan332 14

I really hope you don't do those things for him still :/

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GraphicAustin 8

Lace the food you cook for him with laxatives and see how much his new gf likes it when they're in bed together

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