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By apricot - 10/02/2013 00:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 112
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Rbuckyfuller 0

Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

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ifyouonlyknew77 0

Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

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TBR 0

Really not cool, I agree this is where he should be not you!

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no_problems 0

haha #13 made me laugh more than the actual post! but yeah, sucks you got caught, but i'm glad you did.

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tiger69 0

you deserve whatever happens to you. f*** your husband's life

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marny_fml 0

erm... yeah. not gonna feel bad for you.

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Haelous 0

FHL. @20 "sometimes shit happens"? I don't get it. What was she thinking, "Oops, I accidently got his wang in me! I might as well follow through."

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