Intimacy: Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in.... - FML

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By apricot - 10/02/2013 00:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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Rbuckyfuller 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 3:54

Yeah, I agree that he should be posting here, not you. I'm not saying you are a bad person, because I don't know shit about you, but you don't deserve the sympathy of this forum.

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:27

Maybe that'll teach you to cheat on your husband.

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arms_akimbo 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 16:44

Almost sounds like you wanted to get caught, leaving that box around so he could find it. Enjoy paying alimony, sweetie.

matty_boy 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 17:49

You expect people to feel sorry for you? You husband should be the one writing FML.

dahshiznat 1

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:28

cheaters are scum

redonkulon 2

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:13

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chille_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 1:48

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Matisse_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 5:24

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glamtrash 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 8:38

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lazorzpewpew 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 15:57

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Tehdeej 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 18:29

Everything's been said already. so yeah...

pussaayy 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 19:49

What's up with the sexism and anti-marriage comments? Ignorami, seriously. Oh, and you totally deserved it. lol

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