One can never be too prepared for the zombie apocalypse. He's lucky to be married to someone with the kind of kung-fu reflexes and guts to punch a zombie in the face.

now if you had the right perks, this wouldn't have happened. you had three options: 1) Speedy Cola would have allowed you to run away and he wouldnt be able to catch you. 2) Jugg-A-Nog would have allowed you to take four of five hits from him before going down, depending on which type of zombie he is of course. 3) not really a perk, but if you would have happened to have insta-kill on, you would not have to deal with his bitchyness later because he would be dead, and you would be up 130 points. Let's just hope that if this happens in the future, you heed my advice and think twice before trying to take on zombies with just your fist.

you really got that scared? wow I didn't know 4 year olds could get married

YDI moron. Learn to control your reflexes.

Thats just sad. at least he has a sense of humor?

this is funny

zombieland!!!!

Seriously? OP, you are PATHETIC. You were sobbing because your husband was impersonating a zombie? Are you ******* kidding me?

Please. She didn't hit him because she was angry. She hit him pretty much by accident. If a man hit his wife because she jumped at him and it was a reflex, people would be saying the same stuff. Instinctively punching someone when you've been shocked is not domestic violence whether a man or a woman does it. Stop being such a wimp.

Wow you are both weird. You're perfect for each other. :)