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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom - Kent

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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Tempuser117 2

Friday 10 December 2010 0:01

Rule #2 Double Tap. Might want to punch him again just in case.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 9 December 2010 23:43

I have no idea on how to respong either.

Comments

AceArctic 4

Friday 10 December 2010 2:06

I always felt screamo was the best for that situation. FEEL THE BURN!!!

incomple 0

Friday 10 December 2010 2:07

Well that BITES! Your relationships DEAD now.

MuchDance90s 0

Friday 10 December 2010 2:14

don't get married at the age of eighteen

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 10 December 2010 2:15

So, why was your first reaction to punch him?

gibson45 0

Tuesday 24 July 2012 8:37

She was scared, so natural instinct dictates that we will ether fight when we are frightend or flight. Hince are fight or flight reflex.

Namenlos_fml 20

Friday 10 December 2010 2:21

Well look at the bright side: in a zombie apocalypse, you'll do just fine. XD

NorfolkDude 2

Friday 10 December 2010 3:32

This literally made me lol. He's just giving you the silence treatment for punching him. Ideally you can make it up by pretending to be a zombie and give him a tickle.

theannonymousone 0

Friday 10 December 2010 3:42

She needs to woman up and stop being such a dick...

lola_94 0

Friday 10 December 2010 3:55

your both puss's you for screaming, punching and then sobbing.... he was your husband, what did you think he was gonna rape you?? and him for giving you the silent treatment after getting punched.... seriously grow a pair

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 10 December 2010 3:57

I wouldn't joke about rape, Miss Kardashian.

knibbsy 4

Friday 10 December 2010 17:36

Why not? People joke about murder, genocide, torture, kidnapping, etc. all the time with no serious backlash.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 10 December 2010 21:16

I don't particularly agree with that, either. Some people are sensitive to certain topics.

Plaasmaa 4

Sunday 13 November 2011 6:51

Well unfortunately this is the Internet, so you should realize that if someone doesn't agree with your opinion, then they really don't give a **** about what you have to say.

abasio 1

Friday 10 December 2010 3:58

My god you are both retarded. Him for overreacting to your punch and you for being so startled by a zombie impression. You two losers deserve each other.

Hughmadd 0

Friday 10 December 2010 4:02

38, there was an FML where a man instinctively punched his wife, because she scared him in the dark, and all the comments were about the same as these...