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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By dididikaisik - 01/08/2021 05:01 - United States

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2019 02:10

Today, my husband came home with tears in his eyes. I ran and asked him why he was crying. He said he wasn't, but he finally admitting to talking to a woman in a bar who, when she noticed his wedding ring, sprayed him with mace. FML

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By Helen - 10/11/2012 10:15 - United States - Pine Bluff

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

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Explain this

By Jenny - 16/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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Cancel the wedding

By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 14:00

Today, I tried to talk to my soon-to-be-husband about how he needs to take a more active approach in his own life. It devolved to him screaming at me and putting words in my mouth. This has been going on for six months. FML

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By Denise - 03/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Palm Beach

Today, my soon-to-be-ex husband threw an epic tantrum, with crying, snotty nose, throwing himself on the floor, grabbing me by my feet, begging me not to leave him, and that he’s “so sorry” after I confronted him about the sexts and nudes he’s been sending to another woman. FML

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By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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By nosleep - 05/02/2011 00:05 - Australia

Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom - Kent

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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Tempuser117 2

Friday 10 December 2010 0:01

Rule #2 Double Tap. Might want to punch him again just in case.

redbluegreen 40

Thursday 9 December 2010 23:43

I have no idea on how to respong either.

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savvy_suzy 0

Friday 10 December 2010 15:53

What a dysfunctional relationship. You for sobbing, being startled by your husband, and punching him??? And him for responding with the domestic abuse bollocks. I hope you don't have children together because it does not sound like this is a keeper relationship. And hey, him not talking to you eliminates the whole scaring you acting like a zombie weird behaviour. Look on the bright side.

skittle68 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:00

Sounds like they are perfect for each other- HUGE overreactions on both parts

oneyedcat 0

Friday 10 December 2010 17:50

well, trying to scare someone is also abusive, so you can tell him he started it.

Turkelton_fml 1

Friday 10 December 2010 18:57

You are both *******

richmonsoon 3

Friday 10 December 2010 20:32

Tell him you were defending yourself against what you thought was an apparent case of T-Virus infection, and next time it'll be project Alice kicking his ass.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 10 December 2010 21:12

80 - I suppose you don't express emotion then, eh? Another common situation I've seen with almost everyone I know: people tend to hold in their emotions longer than they should, thus building the emotions up so much so that they all come out at once, at the most inopportune times.