By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 02:05 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 932
You deserved it 3 248

Same thing different taste

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It ain't legit if he spoke to you about it

First rule of fight club: don't talk about fight club.

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Kikibodnar 5

Just hope your husband doesn't start seeing another person whom know one else sees

Tell him you're going to charge admission and make everyone sign consent forms that way you're not liable. ;)

Arlisshsr 9

Oh btw I have the best idea ever! Were going into the MATRIX!

If its bare knuckle boxing it's illegal

immikey19 7

First rule of Fight Club: Don't talk about Fight Club.

haha, I'd totally join that, but I would get bleach and gloves and a first aid kit...:)

This sounds like the beginning of an episode of Family Guy