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By Anonymous - 04/08/2020 20:01

Today, I bought 3 buckets of expensive low-calorie ice cream because it was on sale, only to discover it tastes rather awful. I thought I liked that stuff… Oh, I remember now, I did like it… After mixing it with lots of chocolate spread. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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False economy

By Anonymous - 22/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I tried to save money by buying a generic brand of coffee instead of my usual brand. It tasted terrible and I ended up throwing it away. FML

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By ChocoMilkManG - 03/07/2009 01:37 - United States

Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML

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By IJustWantedCheez - 27/09/2016 17:37 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while on break from work, I went to the cafeteria and bought cheese cubes. One of my coworkers, who is usually very pleasant, asked to try some and I said yes. She ate all the cheddar cubes in the bowl, which are the only ones I like. I wasted $3 for someone else to eat my food. FML

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Calories for days

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 18:00

Today, I've been trying to make the most out of my short vacation by dieting, by eating a big pot of yogurt with lots of fresh fruit every day. Turns out what I thought was yogurt is actually heavy cream. FML

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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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Added flavor

By Toothless - 07/10/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML

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By Username - 16/12/2011 06:31 - Canada

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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By Moose - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States - Charleston

Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

Tuesday 4 August 2020 21:06

1000% Deserved it for thinking low calorie ice is good. There is no point in eating ice cream if you are going to try be healthy about it.

Susan Yee 9

Tuesday 4 August 2020 20:49

Duh. Low calories food tastes like crap. Once I accidentally bought low sodium Campbell soup instead of regular kind. Tasted like water, not good way. I returned the rest. The grocery employee agreed they tasted awful.

Comments

Susan Yee 9

Tuesday 4 August 2020 20:49

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Tuesday 4 August 2020 21:06

1000% Deserved it for thinking low calorie ice is good. There is no point in eating ice cream if you are going to try be healthy about it.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 4 August 2020 21:14

You buy ice cream by the bucket? Your problem may be portion control! Next time, try the trough!

Hangryko 29

Wednesday 5 August 2020 5:44

You were on to something with portion control, but did you really have to tack on "try the trough?" Really?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 5 August 2020 13:14

Yes, otherwise people would think I was being serious.

Gina Marie Lombardi 14

Tuesday 4 August 2020 22:30

Try rebel ice cream it’s low carb and yummy

genuinegoodguy 9

Tuesday 4 August 2020 23:23

Buckets of ice cream and low calorie? Oxymoron.

Hareki 3

Thursday 6 August 2020 11:12

Oh, please don't do this to yourself! Even if you are on diet, it is better if you take a tiniest portion of most decadent ice cream you absolutely love, than a lot of stuff you actually do not like. Fill yourself with some veggies and after that enjoy that small ice cream as slowly and comfy as possible. I'm on diet - and now I do want an ice cream too. :D Good luck to you with dieting! We can do that!