By bluestarr1 - 10/09/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML
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bluestarr1 7

I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.

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Top comments

Lowhunter 15

You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.

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KaskStunter 4

Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.

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SuperDerp 8

someone hasnt seen cod xp. sure some stuff was thesame, but they were place holders like camos. i honestly going to say the screwed battlefield with some stuff they added.

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wisericky 12

A play and charge is the worst thing to buy him. He will never stop playing. You need to control the AA batterys in the house. Tell him to throw out the trash, if/when he does it switch out the batterys in his controller with dead ones. Then run to your bed room and wait for him to come.

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perdix 29

Maybe he'll entertain himself by playing with your Xbox instead.

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leadman1989 15

Would have been better if you just said "box". XD

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angryyute 4

Learn to play Call of Duty. It can only improve the relationship

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practicesafesax 0

That's what you get for thinking he'd miss you. No man, husband or not, misses ANYONE while he's playing Call of Duty. It's like a whole other world to them... No woman could ever fully understand.

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283leis 8

I'm a girl and I play cod sergeant racist

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BadMeetsEvil305 0

All right people, it's COD what are you gonna expect. That is a guy's code of law right there.

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