Win ^

Asshole V

^ liar

Hey now, I take that position of ASSHOLE with PRIDE!!!!

^Mega asshole V My girlfriend

Take me out to dinner and a movie and I'll consider it... (;

< Crazy person

^ Combo breaker and shrikes trophy

^^ Please...keep your fetishes off FML.

vaso vagal syncope...Your blood vessels dilate and your heart rate drops to the point you have a temporary shortage of blood to the brain. It happens during high emotion times.

doesn't just happen in movies. google 'vaso vagal syncope'

^ vaso vagal syncope sounds really weird

^This

OP's boyfriend probably killed himself. You have blood on your hands, OP.

Ya this seemed like it would be really easy to fix.

This is kind off topic but I love the profile pic, 2

Trollololololololing on her, she should just rage quit on life right now

^^ Basically commit suicide, right? ******* idiot...

14 - for the past couple fmls, all of your comment have been thumbed down. And thats like 15 comments. You should give up now before ......................... Brain fart I can't think of anything witty. Someone help me out here.

Before he has to rage quit on life?

I think he sounds a bit overreactive.

If that was true than you both would have something in common.

It's best not to confuse "then" and "than" when calling one retarded.

exactly, he sounds retarded to me too. cut your losses, this is not the guy with witch you you want to spend your life if he cant distinguish extcitement.from refusal.

Which not witch, grammar genius.

thank you great and powerful grammer nazi. i appreciate all that your kind do to point out simple mistakes to make yourselves feel superior.

a real grammar nazi would have noticed i forgot the apostophe in the word can't

Does*

89 Why do people like you hate being corrected so much? If it bothers you THAT much, take the extra 2 seconds to write the words properly. It'll save us the energy and you the embarrassment.

By the way, we don't correct you to feel superior. We correct you because your stupidity is irritating and it helps us both out later on.

You must be superclass then because you can spell! I wish I'm Smart like you....

Smart* oopsies

Why do minor mispellings irritate you so much you feel the need to correct them. I understand when somebody has made a complete diasaster area of their post, but I would hate to think I was reading FML and had the compulsion to correct everything I saw that was wrong. I ask this in seriously, how do you get enjoyment out of this sight when you are constantly having to correct people for minor issues? Dont thumb me down. I really want to know.

Well we wouldn't correct you people as much if you didn't get so defensive about it. You said it yourself, it's a minor mistake so why does us correcting it piss you off so much? We don't get enjoyment out of correcting people. We do it so your posts are more educated in the future. You anti-grammar nazis always get mad at the people who correct you, when you could just take the extra half second to make sure it looks right and be done with it. The same way it annoys you being corrected, it annoys me seeing something be done the wrong way, and especially when the person defends it.

Haha just what I was thinking kid"hey mum how did you get proposed to?" mum"well your father took me to a nice restaurant, got down on one knee, and pulled out the ring. I was so exited I fainted. At first he took it as a no but then I explained what had happened."

Web redemption?

She'll probably faint.

Or have a heart attack.

that's what I was curious about. If she didn't get a chance to explain to him after she awoke, he obviously just ditched her.

Seriously!! I just imagine him asking and her hitting the floor and him being like oh well, guess that's a no g2g. If that's the way it played out would you really want to marry him?

no, I wouldnt say that, cause now a days people tend to marry on impulse..