Kids: Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out...

By Monika - 05/05/2011 21:04 - United States

Today, my identical twin sister got in trouble for sneaking out of the house to see her boyfriend. My father decided to ground both of us, because it would be "too confusing" for him otherwise. FML

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You deserved it 5 099

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 00:01 - United States - New York

Today, I caught my half-sister stealing money from her mother's purse. Rather than risk getting in trouble, she told her uber-conservative mother that I've been seeing a girl. So now, I'm grounded for being gay, and she gets off the hook for stealing because she outed me. FML

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By frogdog563 - 01/09/2019 14:00

Today, my little sister asked what the noises were last night. It happened to be my dad and his girlfriend fooling around. I ended up telling her it was ghosts. Now I'm grounded by my dad who yelled at me for scaring her. I was trying to save his ass from a lot of questions. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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By MovingOut - 16/01/2015 01:21 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2015 12:04 - United States - Camden

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

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Rebellion

By Anonymous - 18/12/2021 04:59 - Panama - Cuba

Today, my sister and I are never allowed to go out, and by out I mean even open the front door. Last night, I snuck outside. What did I do in my rare act of rebellion? I cut the grass. FML

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By blue15564 - 26/09/2016 21:52 - United States - Davenport

Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML

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Friday 6 May 2011 1:13

OP's dad has failed in parenting.........

ColdplaySucks 18

Friday 6 May 2011 3:07

Punch her in the face so that the bruise can distinguish her from you.

Comments

NegativeFreak 0

Friday 6 May 2011 1:41

well your dads an idiot if your that old and cant tell you apart , and boo to your sister for not standing up !

missmaryb 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:26

Anyone that doesn't know the difference between "your" and "you're" shouldn't be calling anyone an idiot.

SpectSelf 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:00

39, he has it right. "your" is used as a pronoun for possession. "you're" is "you are". replace "your" with "you are" in his statement and see how dumb that sounds

SpectSelf 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:03

wait. I'm an idiot.

jakeisawake 3

Friday 6 May 2011 3:10

That's okay Spec; just read my comment above. It will make you feel better.

peppermintstick 0

Friday 6 May 2011 8:17

55 you're (used correctly) wrong if you follow your (used correctly) own explanation. Try again.

NANDwich 5

Friday 6 May 2011 1:42

Make her grow a goatee. That way your dad can tell the two of you apart.

NomNomMuffin 5

Friday 6 May 2011 1:45

tell your dad to grow some balls

Got_any_grapes1 4

Friday 6 May 2011 5:58

31 does your name happen to be Sophie?

HoMachine 1

Friday 6 May 2011 1:58

sorry, I lol hard when I read this, fyl

RyanPTheNinja 2

Friday 6 May 2011 2:09

ur dad just did the smart thing, maybe you'll learn something

yawndiver 2

Friday 6 May 2011 2:15

you should sneak out of the house and see her boyfriend too, you were already punished for it ;)

tydoherty8 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:18

that's kind of ****** up u should sneek out just so it's fair

Got_any_grapes1 4

Friday 6 May 2011 2:23

Tell him you're too confused to be grounded.

missmaryb 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:24

YDI because all identical twins use the situation to get away with things they shouldn't at some point. Doesn't matter if this was one of them or not. You did it at some point and got away with it.

xxMichaxx 0

Friday 6 May 2011 2:25

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover in the history of hangovers! I also had to wash two blankets because I puked on them sometime in the night! I only drank 4 beers! FML.