By nah - 04/02/2009 14:35 - United States

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Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
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Dr_Phil 0

It sounds like you're bad in bed. I mean, the guy was drunk and still didn't enjoy it. Or maybe he's gay. One of the two.

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

He probably wanted a footjob

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Tri_fml 5

Try doing something instead of just lying there and he won't get bored. I've given up due to boredom before, though at least I had the good grace to pretend I hurt my back :P

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choppedNskrewed 0

hehehehe choppedNskrewed.....

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kellster 2

He was probably too drunk to come and was embarrassed about it!

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green_199 0

Tell all your girlfriends he has a really small penis, then sleep with his best friend.

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ell3x0 0

he prolly wasnt feeling anything cas of how numb alch makes you

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piderman13 0

you gotta get kinky cuz if your having sex the same way everytime, well hes drunk, he is on to new and better things every 10 seconds. you gotta go dick wild on him hahahaha

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Roobydo 0

Listen, it's not that bad. Being a guy, i've been drunk before and been unable to finish for hours, and had to stop for sheer exhaustion, so it's probably not you. that is, if it WAS hours...

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SgtSchadenfreude 0

He probably had a case of "Whiskey D*ck" and just didn't know how to articulate it properly at the time. #1. is right-on. Most men cannot perform well when they've been drinking to excess.

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firedragon64 0

Hmmmm....sounds like either you are no fun in the sack i.e. "mattress ****", or he was really drunk...and you should ignore that because when you are drunk...sex is actually not as fun as you would think; especially since you are thinking "I wonder if she would have sex with me if we weren't drunk" the whole time lol...but since he is your boyfriend that is funny. Seriously though...I would inquire for a reason behind that...it is going to be interesting.

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