Holidays: Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent...

By kittyslayer - 15/12/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML

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By About2bhomeless - 09/11/2021 11:01

Today, my roommate and I received a non-payment notice from our landlord, over a dishonored check that was used to pay the rent. I give my roommate money for my share and she handles the checks. Apparently, her trip to Puerto Rico was more important than paying rent. FML

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By BrokeAsHell - 30/05/2013 08:51 - Australia - Werribee

Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML

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I like what you've done with the place

By Scammed - 05/06/2016 18:26 - Mexico - Mexicali

Today, a week after spending most of my paycheck on a down-payment and rent on a new apartment, I found out the "landlord" I paid was a scammer. Turns out the real owner was away on vacation, and he'd stolen most of her stuff before showing me the place. FML

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By sunflower226 - 05/08/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I had to pay a $150 late fee because my landlord didn't receive the rent check. My boyfriend had addressed the envelope to himself and put the landlord's as the return address. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 20:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML

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Won't somebody think of the landlords?!

By Kevin - 04/06/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to text my landlord to tell him I’m gonna be short on rent. The guy who mugged me last night took the money I made from tips that was supposed to complete my rent. He replied, “Wow that’s wild. I don’t know how you’re gonna come up with the rest by 11:59 tonight, or you’re evicted in 30 days.” FML

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By kenz - 06/12/2010 08:18 - United States

Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML

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By fleetingmemories - 29/11/2013 23:55 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML

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Piss off

By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my horrible parents turned up to the restaurant I work at just to mess with me. Dad forgot his wallet, what a surprise, and asked me to pay the bill. I refused so my manager got involved. My dad got arrested, I got fired and might lose my lousy flat if I’m late on the rent. FML

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By imfucked - 26/07/2019 14:00

Today, I found out the paycheck I deposited on Tuesday bounced. This means that the checks I sent to my landlord, the electric and gas company and my mom will also bounce. When I told my boss, we got into an argument over bank fees and he fired me. I had thumped him, though. FML

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WCARlover 34

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:55

How the heck did she think she could keep that a secret? Your wife is an idiot, sorry OP

superHydrate 4

Thursday 15 December 2011 8:51

so how many waffle makers did she buy?

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SeldomHappy 3

Thursday 15 December 2011 12:58

Did she buy anything nice?

bearnblue 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:03

Its black friday black friday, gunna get broke on black friiiday

Jasonf6 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:24

That's what you get for trusting a woman with money. :)

dumboears 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 16:35

Asshole. And I'm not talking about OP.

uKNOuLOVEit 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:25

Should have left her with enough money to do both duhhh

rubberduckie94 13

Thursday 15 December 2011 13:41

. i geuss those presents will look real nice under the tree, the tree on the corner of south and main.

irishman1989 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:34

Women always spending men's money on stupid shit.

docscientist 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 14:50

This is why you don't marry a teenager.

xStaciexLynnx 15

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:12

Just shut up.

KnucklesDeep 5

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:15

Your wife is a ******* idiot. But you already knew that.

xXRiah_GirlXx 9

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:19

Wow...just wow.

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