Geek: Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent...

By Needlongerarms - 08/09/2016 12:56 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my laziness got so bad, I downloaded an app and spent 10 minutes configuring it to work with my TV and cable box, just so I wouldn't have to get up and grab the remote. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Akron

Today, I got ready for work half-asleep, grabbed my coffee, and walked out the door. It wasn’t until I was in the elevator that I realized I was also holding the TV remote instead of my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2024 20:00 - Netherlands - Valkenswaard

Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML

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By Howdoiwatchpoliticsnow - 29/05/2016 20:06 - United States - Newton

Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML

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By elovan - 25/07/2015 08:33 - United States - Des Moines

Today, my laziness hit a new low when I tried closing my bedroom door using my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 13:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I'm so lazy, I dread getting up early on days that haven't arrived yet. For stuff I actually like doing, too. FML

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Procrastinating my life away

By Beatrix - 11/11/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to be productive and got dressed in real clothes instead of sweatpants. I spent the next four hours on the couch binge-watching Netflix and pretending I had plans. FML

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Not fair!

By icy - 06/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Prairieville

Today, I finally got a cable box for my TV. When I was connecting the cable, my tv fell and shattered the screen. FML

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I'm so tired

By Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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HELP!

By jenny2989 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I reached behind my couch to plug my phone charger in. My arm got stuck and I had to wait for my roommate to get home to help me. FML

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cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2016 3:05

Physical laziness, but obvious mental prowess...

luther48 20

Friday 9 September 2016 2:46

Totally done it. Totally deserve it.

Comments

GeneralMotors 23

Friday 9 September 2016 2:37

you'll be really screwed when your battery dies.

FarFromHome_fml 17

Friday 9 September 2016 2:41

Ydi But that isn't an option -.-'

luther48 20

Friday 9 September 2016 2:46

Totally done it. Totally deserve it.

tounces7 27

Saturday 10 September 2016 5:21

Sometimes Laziness takes hard work.

strugglingartist 6

Friday 9 September 2016 2:55

Laziness or not, I think that's genius.

Joe36_fml 17

Friday 9 September 2016 3:04

Don't see why this is nsfw

cacheson 41

Friday 9 September 2016 3:05

Physical laziness, but obvious mental prowess...

punmessiah 28

Friday 9 September 2016 3:11

i love how this is nsfw

Jurbla 14

Friday 9 September 2016 3:12

Unless you configured the app with your penis, I don't understand why this is marked as "nsfw"

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 9 September 2016 3:31

My guess is you aren't supposed to be lazy at work so that'd be why it's NSFW? That or an error.

Dilexar 26

Friday 9 September 2016 20:40

labeled Geeks now

OhPuhleeze 23

Friday 9 September 2016 3:12

I would call it "invested" 10 minutes. Now you won't have to get up so often. So many minutes saved.... aah, feck it... I'm going to install that app on my phone too.