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If it's any consolation, laziness has probably been a driving force in innovation since the first primate was too lazy to bash its prey in the head with its own arms and instead wielded a bone. Say it's dark out and you'd like to see some things. You could kill an animal, refine its fat into oil, blow some glass to make a receptacle for the oil, weave plant fibers into a wick for the oil, mine some flint, smelt some steel, and then ignite the wick with the flint and steel. Or you could turn on a ******* light. Laziness begets progress!
not an FML my friend, that's just using technology for what technology is meant for. I'm controlling my tv and cable box with my phone as we speak
You're downright industrious for spending 10 whole minutes configuring it! I'd have quit after 30 seconds and just laid on the couch humming the theme to "Gilligan's Island!"
and now I have the theme from Gilligan's Island stuck in my head
I could see myself doing that if the remote was missing.
How is this intimacy? Unless he was trying to pull up ****...
Work smart, not hard
10 minutes effort vs 10 seconds effort, if you had to go through that routine of getting up to get the remote every day, you just exerted 360 days worth of effort in a single day attempting to be lazy, irony much?
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Physical laziness, but obvious mental prowess...
Totally done it. Totally deserve it.