Miscellaneous: Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire...

By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By IPicasso - 27/03/2017 00:00

Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML

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By iDisable - 19/06/2011 00:27 - Australia

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.

DoomJeff91 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:26

Are you sure it's not turned off?

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rachbat00 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 6:27

Make your parents make him pay every cent To you

deusbag 5

Friday 27 April 2012 21:43

Use an expo dry erase marker on it, the. Erase it off and the sharpie will come off with it

cassiano 0

Monday 21 May 2012 9:11

Just use metho

thatsexychiq 6

Thursday 14 June 2012 7:31

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!!

tdb1 1

Sunday 22 July 2012 18:31

Options 1: Break all dear valuable things to him 2: Beat him up 3: when ever he needs your help don't help him ever 4: when he gets a new ipod or phone break it or color it the same way he did to you

J3NNI3LYNN 9

Monday 20 August 2012 20:05

Did you have a screen protector on? If so then he just colored that and you can pull it off.

foreverDark 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 4:48

Use glass cleaner(spray on a rag) and wash it off just don't press to hard. Or spray it with axe cologne, that worked when I got sharpie on mine

cookie13579 2

Thursday 30 August 2012 3:56

Did U try turning it off and on again?

jman206 3

Wednesday 14 November 2012 4:42

Use a dry erase marker. Wipe it off. Done.

redhedsaysrawr 18

Wednesday 2 January 2013 3:17

Nail polish remover?

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