Miscellaneous: Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire...

By epiiphany - 16/12/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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By unknown - 26/02/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML

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By mafiaguy800 - 27/08/2019 14:00

Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML

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By IPicasso - 27/03/2017 00:00

Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML

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By iDisable - 19/06/2011 00:27 - Australia

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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By future missing person maker person thingy - 11/10/2012 20:37 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

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By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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By imsad - 06/11/2009 22:26 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML

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Thursday 17 December 2009 1:24

Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.

DoomJeff91 2

Thursday 17 December 2009 1:26

Are you sure it's not turned off?

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slimashli 7

Tuesday 6 January 2015 15:08

just use a dot of baby oil on a napkin it should come right off

slimashli 7

Tuesday 6 January 2015 15:10

your parent's need to discipline him better he's a brat

josace 9

Sunday 7 June 2015 8:19

That is REALLY easy to fix I sharply my phone screen all the time for random reasons as they come up

MatthewWelch15 3

Thursday 25 June 2015 4:43

Get a small amount of rubbing alcohol on a paper towel rub off the sharpie marks and try with another paper towel

BonerFart 23

Thursday 10 September 2015 7:34

remove the screen protector

daidax_238 26

Tuesday 5 July 2016 6:43

This is why I use a screen protector

SubaruWRXSTI 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 22:27

Rubbing Alcohol works wonders

blaiseisc00l 4

Tuesday 16 August 2016 6:27

u still have an iPod touch

RedWolf16 21

Monday 16 July 2018 22:59

Use isopropyl alcohol to wipe off the sharpie.

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