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By Anonymous - 26/11/2014 12:09 - South Africa - Pinetown

Today, my little brother learned about mortality when our dog died. Since then, he's gone a little nuts and keeps ranting that he sees no point as to why our other dog should live. He's 16. FML

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By Partypoopermom - 23/12/2021 11:01

Today, our family dog passed away. My 16 year-old daughter had a tantrum over us cancelling her 16th birthday trip, because, “the stupid dog picked the perfect day to die.” She says she’s going on the trip “with or without us.” She actually went. With her friends. What do they see in this sociopathic brat? FML

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FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 26 November 2014 17:00

run before he decided no one should live.

ckerane 16

Wednesday 26 November 2014 17:05

I'd keep an eye on your other dog

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Amdojin 13

Wednesday 26 November 2014 19:54

Sounds like someone is grieving pretty hard. Give him hugs for me.

SammiixSue 13

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:18

He's 16 years old and doesn't know about mortality? What rock does he live under?

Emmpaper 13

Wednesday 26 November 2014 20:26

Yeeeeah South Africa!

aliciavanham 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:31

Wow 16 and learning about mortuality, maybe 10 years too late?

DoubleDosexo 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 0:43

with that mindset, why shouldn't we all just kill ourselves? after killing every animal that is. There's no point in being alive, right?

WeakYoungTeen 21

Thursday 27 November 2014 1:15

16, and NOW learning about it? Sounds like someone hasn't been outside much and never had access to video games and internet.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 27 November 2014 2:02

Maybe a different household pet wouldn't be a bad idea?

thes7274473 19

Thursday 27 November 2014 4:39

This kid needs help

Sudden_flame57 5

Friday 28 November 2014 1:32

put him in a psychiatric hospital.

americanafrican 32

Saturday 13 December 2014 17:03

tell him to grow up. people deal with this better when they are sick

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