Kids: Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 09:22 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my little sister figured out how to use the printer. I came home to pictures of Nicolas Cage all over my room. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2010 21:16 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML

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By apparentnerd - 31/10/2009 17:32 - United States

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

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By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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Role model

By thanks sis - 03/07/2020 05:02

Today, I went over to visit my sister. She had a bunch of pictures of me on her wall. I thought it was sweet, but a bit odd. Turns out she looks at pictures of me to motivate herself whenever she doesn’t feel like working out. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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ZTD09 2

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:23

One true god.

anitadoody 7

Tuesday 2 April 2013 16:23

Your little sister is awesome.

Comments

Bunny21 11

Tuesday 2 April 2013 18:11

This sounds like the beginning of a future evil genius. o.o

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Tuesday 2 April 2013 18:34

Your sister has good taste :)

cmb8280 24

Tuesday 2 April 2013 19:13

Your little sister is one funny chick

martin_martian7 11

Tuesday 2 April 2013 19:22

Ahhh not the bees!

Durdanya 13

Tuesday 2 April 2013 19:32

Troll in the making.

caitlinrawrr 9

Tuesday 2 April 2013 19:41

I don't see why this is an FML. It sounds pretty funny to me.. probably because I would be the kind of person who would do that..

iloveshim 14

Tuesday 2 April 2013 20:50

Lucky!

cieloalicia 16

Tuesday 2 April 2013 21:13

I would marry him, if I could..

Arrawyn 12

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:25

I swear to dead wizard god that I could not feel any worse for you OP

DaxPlay 4

Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:32

Tumblr life.

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Today, I was giving my wife a massage. That led to some very intense and passionate love making, and she told me that has been the best sex we’ve had. Next thing I know, she's upset and yelling at me about how massages always lead to sex. She was asking for it. Literally. FML

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Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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