Kids: Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our...

By ThisIsAgony - 25/10/2013 06:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML

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By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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Heaven knows I'm miserable now

By Morrissey2.0 - 17/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML

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Oh mother, I can feel, the soiiiiil falling over my heaaaaaaad

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 10:27 - United States

Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML

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By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By kprince - 08/05/2013 14:00 - United States - Northridge

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

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Keep them to yourself, buddy

By minder97 - 17/10/2011 04:04 - Canada

Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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KEEP IT DOWN

By 5.9Cummins - 11/09/2011 03:18 - Canada

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By Freechbear - 17/09/2011 17:21 - United States

Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 25 October 2013 16:45

Duct tape is cheap.

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 October 2013 16:48

You let them go for over 3 hours without going in there and secretly videoing them and uploading it to YouTube? What the hell is wrong with you?

Comments

blackonblight 32

Saturday 26 October 2013 7:55

Record for future blackmail, and then bust out the noise canceling headphones. No noise canceling headphones? Normal ones with music that doesn't have breaks to let in the off key horrors.

abhi5 2

Saturday 26 October 2013 8:56

tell them I will call child services...!

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 26 October 2013 10:06

There are far worse things you could be hearing through thin walls at night.

timss4 19

Saturday 26 October 2013 11:42

I grew up with 3 younger sisters OP, I know the pain you speak of and a support group for this particular type of PTSD haha

sanecatlady 13

Saturday 26 October 2013 18:47

I blame American Idol. It has brainwashed little children (and some adults) into thinking anyone can be a singing star.

Jeffy91 28

Sunday 27 October 2013 4:57

what? Are you gonna say you were never annoying when you were younger? Everyone hits that annoying point at least once in their lives. Goodness.

giraffelovergirl 19

Sunday 27 October 2013 8:05

We all did this as kids. Well I know all my friends did.

DanniNell 13

Sunday 27 October 2013 11:53

I feel your pain OP!! My sister's tone deaf and my cousin can't sing to save her life! My cousin thinks she's an amazing singer! I posted a video of her singing on youtube but it's old. If I posted one now, everyone would agree!! XD