Miscellaneous: Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had...

By sleepless - 18/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML

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Sleep demon

By good big sister? - 02/07/2013 17:39 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML

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Alarmed

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 14:02

Today, my sister promised to wake me up at 8 for my 9:30 class. She woke me at noon, and only because I was snoring. FML

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By wallbanger - 07/02/2010 12:31 - Australia

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

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Make it stop

By Fuck - 18/10/2022 10:00

Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML

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By NoseInPain - 20/08/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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Earthquake

By Bolin - 17/05/2021 08:08

Today, I have to sleep in another room, with the door closed, because if I don't, my girlfriend's snoring will keep me awake. I was diagnosed with chronic insomnia because of this. FML

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Zzzzzzzz

By turnedintoinsomniac - 21/01/2011 19:46 - United States

Today, after months of living with my roommate's horrific snoring, I looked over to see her sleeping quietly. Elated that I might actually get a full night of rest for once, I went to bed. Just as my eyelids began to droop, she started making vile hissing sounds. Yes, hissing. FML

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By Fml24609 - 20/08/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML

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Chainsaw massacre

By sleepless in sleeplessness - 18/06/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snores like a lumberjack. Even when I leave to sleep on the couch, I can still hear her through the door. She won’t go to the doctor because, "snoring runs in her family and they’re all just fine." Yeah, uh huh. FML

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fLYinGgoOsE360 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:53

Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.

PaulB123 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:58

Go sleep in her room then...

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fLYinGgoOsE360 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:53

Bring in an overweight 40 year old man with a cold and then she'll leave.

DeboDaGreat 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 15:59

Do you often listen to overweight 40 year olds sleep? What does that even sound like?

dancer050 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:11

Is she an overweight 40 year old man with a cold?

thisiscat 14

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:39

Cue the NyQuil commercial music.

silvercamaro 22

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:09

Well you know she's not having a nightmare now but I guess you'll just have to tough it out for the night and be a good sibling.

xFluttershy 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 17:53

I know this is unrelated but dam, I wish I had a sibling so I could do all this. Being an only child sucks/:

tswizz 13

Sunday 19 February 2012 11:15

Being 40, overweight and having a cold has nothing to do with snoring. Sounds like you're just stereotyping to make your Fml sound more interesting. Good one OP