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By Laptop - 25/05/2010 04:44 - France

Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML

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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML

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By poop - 03/04/2013 18:45

Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 18:48 - United States - North Andover

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By thanks sis - 22/10/2015 00:57 - United States - Reading

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

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By unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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By scaredofcutouts - 10/10/2012 21:44 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML

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By phones - 16/01/2015 17:09 - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

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By POP101 - 05/02/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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Tuesday 25 May 2010 12:22

And that's the reason why you don't let little brothers and sisters touch your stuff if nobody is watching them.

LexxyLiime 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 23:10

Umm, her iPod/iPhone...?

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Xavi89 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:16

yeah food before products

frosting1012 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:21

oh it was probaly a POC anyways

foodlover123 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:31

and u let her use ur laptop ur a really sad

casshee 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:33

I hope it was a good sandwich...

DamnDatFML 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:47

win^^

coefficient 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 13:58

FYI ghost-writer, they use Euros in France, not Pounds

BlargHonk 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 7:36

When an FML is posted from a mobile device, the default location is somewhere in France.

jawman 0

Sunday 7 November 2010 7:26

uhhhhhh no

wRIPPERw 23

Friday 26 July 2013 16:06

Maybe this was a mobile upload, and the Euro symbol isn't in apple devices

canyouwangchung 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 14:06

before i can judge I will need to know the retail value of that sandwich.

chrisauh 4

Tuesday 25 May 2010 14:19

what a bitch

xXSkullCarlosXx 11

Wednesday 25 July 2012 12:06

It was an accident chill dude

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 May 2010 15:42

Well, she was carrying the sammich up to her man. He wouldn't have been able to eat a laptop. Maybe a lap, but not both the lap AND the top.

megamandude455 10

Tuesday 25 May 2010 16:41

pf **** the sandwich save the ****** laptop!

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Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

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Today, after cancelling work, arguing with my family, scrambling to pack my bags, speeding to the airport and filling in immigration forms to fly out to have a much needed holiday, I wasn't allowed to check in. My passport has less than 6 months away from expiration on it. Yes, that's a thing, apparently. FML

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Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML

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Today, I found a strange brown ball while emptying my husband's underwear from the dryer, more like a marble-sized pellet. It was exactly what it sounds like: a ball of shit. FML

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