Animals: Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming,...

By gvmfvr - 08/05/2014 20:48 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois

Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML

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ForwardUn2Dawn 18

Friday 9 May 2014 7:51

Blood and dust just clogs up everything!

warsun 27

Friday 9 May 2014 7:56

Cause baths are over rated

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Nish007 15

Monday 12 May 2014 22:38

hope it wasnt a dwarf hammy :(

shudson186 17

Monday 12 May 2014 22:44

I feel the need to ask this. Did your parents drop her on the head by chance?

reaxion 25

Tuesday 13 May 2014 2:57

*squeaksqueaksqueeffffffffffump*

bcofelia 22

Tuesday 13 May 2014 8:47

Poor hamster! I hope it's okay.

Darkness_Hate 29

Tuesday 13 May 2014 17:55

Is the hamster Hamtaro?

Randy_Orton 16

Wednesday 14 May 2014 8:55

How would that even work, a vacuum isn't that strong.

EpicGuy70 13

Friday 16 May 2014 15:50

About now, you would think people had enough common sense to not place a vacuum up to a small pet.(unless of course, you're a heartless bastard)

life__is__hard 6

Saturday 17 May 2014 23:09

oh! is it okay? the vacuum...not the hamster ;-)

ItsJustMe1616 26

Tuesday 20 May 2014 6:19

Oh man that's horrible! Lol I hope the little guy is ok!!

jaeger_bombastic 2

Friday 13 June 2014 9:42

the suffering of animals brings me joy...

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