Love: Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said...

By Noname - 15/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Date night

By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

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By wtfjusthappened - 24/01/2009 03:27 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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By Noah - 16/08/2016 18:43 - United States - South Haven

Today, I was at a bar with my girlfriend, and I noticed an obnoxious guy from college I used to hang out with. I tried to avoid eye contact, but all of a sudden he shouted, "There's the guy who puked his margarita back into the glass!" Everyone stared. Yup, that was me, just last week. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By Matt - 13/07/2012 19:06 - United States

Today, I woke up in a daze after a long night drinking. I felt a subtle nudge on my shoulder. I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, passed out on top of her, with no pants on. Her dad was, in so many words, informing me that I had to leave immediately. FML

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I was the bullet in the relationship

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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foulball3 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:58

what a ********.. slapped him right?

Hoff 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:36

Laugh. He's bitter.

Comments

foulball3 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 22:58

what a ********.. slapped him right?

Quidikic 9

Monday 13 September 2010 3:53

She should slap his dick, lol.

PinkieKeen 20

Monday 26 August 2013 14:41

she should've drank three beers

cybergirl_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:00

ouch. ><. & as the #1 said, i seriously hope u slapped him!

SBurrke 11

Wednesday 13 May 2015 14:29

Y'all really enjoy resorting to Violence in here don't yah. If she slapped me I wouldn't be afraid to slap back.

Hoff 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:36

Laugh. He's bitter.

ZING_MASTER 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 23:53

That's what you get for going to a frat party. And for dating a frat guy. And for thinking there are any redeeming qualities in anything at a frat.

geewhiz 0

Monday 16 February 2009 0:13

i think it would have been worse if it had been a randomer not your ex. you guys have broken up and so you already knew he didnt have feelings for you etc. etc. i would have been more insulted by this if i didn't already know the person disliked me

MissIndependent2_fml 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 19:13

^this

Mr_Serious 6

Monday 16 February 2009 0:34

hey #7 just because you had a bad time at some fraternity doesn't mean that every one is the same. If you're a guy don't be so bitter because no fraternity would ever give you a bid, you're obviously a tool... and if you're a chick, don't be so bitter because you have to take the walk of shame every morning, alcohol makes guys do things they would rather not remember the next day...