By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach
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My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
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OP clearly wasn't trying to stop him from taking anything off
Sounds like a legend! lol
anthony_Calderon
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In this situation...would a you deserve it be a good thing??? I mean I'm in a long distance relationship and that's a majority of what she tells me she misses...
jimmer23
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I'm having trouble picturing this because it sounds terribly awkward. That guy have have been hella horny.
Aren't all guys hella horny?
jimmer23
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Ha, but some of us have learned the art of subtlety.
You mean like not cheating on someone horny? I would be thankful and be just as ready.
LOL, that reminds me of my ex husband. My complaint was that we never had sex. His rebuttal: Well I put my hand on your hip in Las Vegas and you said you were too hot. Oh, that's your subtle way of wanting sex after two years? Sorry, didn't catch on to that one. I'm more a fan of "I'm horny, take your pants off."
lol someone's still upset about that it seems.. ^
He was lol but he was also being funny, it's just the kind of relationship we have and I wouldn't have it any other way
So you let him undress you right off the bat THEN got upset that he didn't say it to your face first? I see no reason for you to be upset if you didn't insist on talking if that is what you wanted.
CharlesEmersonW
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I laughed at this more than i should have probably . . . I'm sorry OP but this is hilarious
Say hello to Dick.
Well to be fair, if you're long-distance, it's not outrageous for your boyfriend to miss these things. He may get to see your beautiful face on Skype or hear your voice, but he certainly hasn't been able to enjoy dat ass. Don't take it so negatively.
thumbed for proper use of "dat ass"
I agree, proper use of "dat ass" lol I wasn't upset about it, just thought it was funny and that other people could appreciate it too
johncanact
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Lol how can you not appreciate that?
..then after he leaned in for a kiss he whispered in my ear, "Now let's Marvin Gaye and get it on".
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How did you not stop him taking off your pants and undies before it got to that?!
i like him