Love: Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online...

By Unclicked - 01/08/2009 11:58 - Singapore

Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By Amy (grossed out) - 27/04/2014 13:43 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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By Nothing Special - 23/12/2015 06:54 - United States - Hixson

Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 23:09

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

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Forever alone

By Perry Winkle - 03/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:37

Did you communicate that that wasn't what you had in mind? If not, YDI for not understanding this well-known difference between guys and girls. The fact that he thanked you shows the time you'd just spent "together" online was very meaningful for him—and exactly what he was looking for. Trust me, most guys can do something in the general proximity of someone else and then walk away feeling it as having been a bonding time. Go talk about it with him.

Ommis 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:08

at least you spent time hearing each other breathe XD. better than some can say.

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Cicero_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:04

I'll bet you this website was one of them. Future entertainment for your next Skype date?

Violet_X 3

Wednesday 5 August 2009 11:00

Lawl. Bad long-distance boyfriend. I feel your pain. x_X' This one time, my boyfriend was on Halo, hacking and I was like, WTF. But he told me he missed me and won't ever do it again. :p Hahaha

datteravkveld 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:38

i am really sorry to hear that, i have pretty much the same problem... and i do sometimes consider the "dump him" option some of you have stated... this probably isnt a good thing... oh well.... we shall see

fiverglem 0

Monday 17 August 2009 8:50

i would have disconnected the line

rosesdarkblue 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 23:29

DUMP.

ElizaZee 9

Thursday 6 September 2012 2:03

The same thing happened to me- except he was playing minecraft the whole entire time.

Steffi 26

Saturday 8 September 2012 16:34

Maybe he just wanted you there?

smallfishh 2

Monday 22 October 2012 23:46

Omg this is my boyfriend on FaceTime -.-

jonha21 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 20:29

He lives in His Own Bubble...

mata2 7

Sunday 12 January 2014 4:57

old post but let's add. as a guy I do this but I feel bad its because we just want to spend time with the one we love but don't know what to say. it means a lot to us when you are there.