Miscellaneous: Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding...

By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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By budgetboss - 08/06/2018 18:30 - United States - Granbury

Today, I got a call that my custom order bridesmaid dress is at the apartment complex I just moved out of. They won’t give it to me because I’m no longer a resident, but they just thought I should know. The wedding’s tomorrow. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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You must conform

By Anonymous - 18/09/2022 13:00

Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML

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By Therunawaymoh - 11/10/2018 12:00

Today, my maid of honor and best friend of 10 years won't answer my texts and blocked me on social media. This is because last night she and my fiancé got into a huge drunken fight about who loved me more and she stormed off. I get married in 5 hours and I have no idea where she is. FML

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By Sarah-Louise James - 29/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was told by one of my bridesmaids that she can't afford the travel costs to get to my wedding, after telling me that she didn't need me to organize alternate free travel for her. I'm getting married in less than two weeks. FML

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By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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The worst

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 07:04 - United States - Bellingham

Today, I was buried in texts from two of my bridesmaids about how much they hated their dresses. Dresses they helped pick. I can either be a bridezilla, put up with this for 4 more months, or ruin two friendships. FML

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By myrkes - 10/09/2015 11:09 - Switzerland - Marstetten

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML

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BRLHP 24

Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:47

Don't worry, my wife was sick on our wedding day. She was in the bathroom for more then half the reception. And it was still a great day.

perdix 29

Tuesday 12 February 2013 22:47

D-Day is June 6, so you should have plenty of time to dry out the dress and get someone else to be you maid of honor.

Comments

FuKcMee 32

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:50

wow that bitch fails!

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 13 February 2013 3:15

D-day, what is this? The battle of Normandy.

nicole_2792 8

Wednesday 13 February 2013 3:22

Wow, she sounds like a horrible friend. My sympathies..

absoluteapathy 0

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:05

OP, so sorry to hear that! I can't imagine. Speaking as a guy, though, your husband is probably going to be far more impressed to see you rise above this challenge than he would just seeing you in an unruined dress. And if you forgive your maid of honor for all this, I bet she'll love you forever.

MDTeddy 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:10

I leave windows open during rain too. >.> who the hell does that?

nikkinurse 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:23

What a bitch- who does that and won't even help after!

cmbar831 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 4:25

That's where the toilet paper saves the day...

andiw 6

Wednesday 13 February 2013 5:40

Just wondering who gets married on a Wednesday?

wafflefriez91 17

Wednesday 13 February 2013 6:07

Sue.

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 13 February 2013 7:28

I gotta go with both ydi and fyl on this. Fyl for having a shitty (and stupid) friend/maid of honor, but also ydi for not being in charge of your own dress. I mean I understand not wanting it at your house so your fiancé doesn't see it, but that's a pretty important, and usually expensive, piece of clothing. You probably should have went over there and agreed on a place to put it where it would be safest. Like a closet or something.