Intimacy: Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months...

By Carly4244 - 30/08/2017 01:30

Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML

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By Sammijane58 - 31/07/2019 14:00

Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML

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Toasted

By Anonymous - 29/06/2021 16:00 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 20/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Lindenhurst

Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML

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You must conform

By Anonymous - 18/09/2022 13:00

Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML

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By Kim422 - 28/06/2010 06:18 - United States

Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML

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Goof

By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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With a heavy heart…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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Besties for life

By no cake for me - 07/11/2012 07:31 - United States - Jackson Heights

Today, my best friend told me that I wasn't invited to her wedding, saying that I was too pretty and that I would outshine her at the ceremony. I laughed and said that she was being ridiculous. She eventually confessed the real reason why I wasn't invited: apparently I'm an annoying bitch. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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Tillie Jenkins 5

Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:21

I wouldve walked out, and maybe thrown champagne on her dress as i did so

Leeono 26

Tuesday 29 August 2017 15:49

Bet you wish her evil plan was as transparent...

Comments

Leeono 26

Tuesday 29 August 2017 15:49

Bet you wish her evil plan was as transparent...

xyqfeng 7

Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:18

**** day,**** friend,keep away from her.

christian_slate 16

Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:20

If this was the wedding we think it was with the infamous wedding speech from the best man this month, at least all the men's excitement in their pants was due to the pornhub presentation.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RinoaHeartilly 36

Wednesday 30 August 2017 4:40

Gross, dude.

Eliana Wilson 13

Wednesday 30 August 2017 20:08

Agreed.

Casey Padovani 11

Thursday 31 August 2017 7:50

What is wrong with you

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 31 August 2017 7:53

What are you two bitching about? The bride clearly set up the OP for humiliation. What’s wrong with getting disproportionate revenge?

Tillie Jenkins 5

Wednesday 30 August 2017 2:21

I wouldve walked out, and maybe thrown champagne on her dress as i did so

Nikkinicole521 5

Wednesday 30 August 2017 5:23

That is some petty shit

Meganetic7 10

Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:21

This reminds me of that episode from Gossip Girl where Jenny makes Vanessa a see-through dress. But seriously OP you shouldn't call someone who did that a friend. Not only did she intentionally and publicly humiliate you, but she clearly enjoyed it. This is one of those FMLs that needs to be a "You deserve better" button.

Shabnam Moghal 14

Wednesday 30 August 2017 14:10

OP thought they had got over the fight and that's why "friend" got the beautiful Dress, which was see through. You're welcome.

thatslifeiguess7 16

Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:24

What a bitch! I didn't have bridesmaid dresses I asked each to wear a favorite dress

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 30 August 2017 6:50

Just seconds ago my boyfriend told me this FML explains why men fear women. Some of us are just the devil in disguise and we never forget and never forgive.