Miscellaneous: Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho...

By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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You deserved it 2 789

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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You deserved it 3 995

By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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You deserved it 4 572

By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 881

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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You deserved it 3 994

By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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You deserved it 5 692

By emancipate me - 15/05/2016 19:59 - United States - Knoxville

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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You deserved it 1 474

Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 832

By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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You deserved it 2 755

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 790

You deserved it 2 529

By unloved - 01/10/2009 14:25 - United States

Today, during an argument with my daughter she screamed "everyone hates you!" and stormed off. I flopped down on the couch in frustration where the cat jumped on my lap. "You love me, don't you?" I asked the cat. She crapped on my leg and went to my daughter's room. FML

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You deserved it 6 850

Nymeria_fml 25

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:56

It says you're CatLover, maybe she just got the person wrong.

stryder9090 28

Thursday 6 November 2014 23:59

He just needed some pussy

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missreader 14

Sunday 9 November 2014 19:20

she is not well. get here some profesional help

KatieMac919 4

Tuesday 11 November 2014 3:19

Pussy is pussy.

jackroarrr 25

Wednesday 12 November 2014 8:47

Meeee owww

dDailydDosage 8

Thursday 13 November 2014 3:29

Just in total state of "... Wtf did I just read" mode

bubba41102 6

Monday 26 January 2015 18:16

I can only imagine the conversation, "why have you been sneaking out with tickles every night!"

Talis99 26

Sunday 20 December 2015 4:03

I have a bad feeling the cat disappeared.

TheAspieDork 27

Saturday 20 February 2016 5:16

W h a t

WolfSoul92 3

Wednesday 6 April 2016 6:04

my mother gets drunka md makes the same accusations to my step dad about out dog ( shes a tiny palmaranian).

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