By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 062
You deserved it 9 072

Same thing different taste

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Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

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YellowKettleBell 31

but he's going to marry her anyway.

Truth is often very rude. I always hate when people say something mean or rude and then defend it by saying they're just being honest. Something may be true, but it doesn't mean it should be spoken out loud. Not saying something hurtful doesn't mean you're being fake it means you have the manners and class to know when something will be hurtful and know when it shouldn't be said. (Sorry, just a pet peeve of mine). I do feel bad for Op and think the boyfriend, although trying to be funny I assume, was in the wrong here. She was annoyed and uncomfortable with what he was doing and he should've respected that or at the very least turned it into a compliment.

#31 he is??? You should inform OP then.

sevazilla 21

There is nothing you can do, except dump his dumb ass

or maybe you could understand he was probably joking. Jesus people like you must dump people faster than you get skipped on Chat roulette.

I had to try really hard to not burst out laughing in the middle of class. xD Nice one.

I don't know why #15 is getting down voted for saying how #9 comment is so funny. I seriously laughed at that comment.

FML 101: Relationship problem solving. Through several workshops you will learn how to avoid having a healthy relationship like the plague. Prerequisites include: Lack of communication skills, inability to apply critical thinking. Because dumping them is always the answer!

Play with his pinky fingers (or his smallest pair of fingers). When he asks you to play with his you-know-what instead, respond with "but these are bigger..."

fviker95 13

Op you should lighten up sometimes guys are just silly with the girl they love I'm sure he really cares about you and loves you just try not to take things so personally

tehstarchild 16

Well you need to be fluffy in Canada and maybe he is into that

Sophosaurusrex 9
SmittyJA24 26

Can she accept that he is a "chubby chaser"??