By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
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Nyx_fml 23

Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?

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puggypark 14

She loves the cat more than OP. Sorry bud.

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iBanana 17

It's like once I went off to school, the damn dog/cat becomes a new child. I honestly think my mother would rather sit in a room with our bulldog than me. Don't worry OP, you're mum isn't the only obsessive cat/dog/fish/lion/mouse/rhino/ lover

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Nyx_fml 23

Yeah, I don't view cars as pets either. They're bad at fetching balls. They just run over them. :/

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Nyx_fml 23

Well, cats can be quite sensitive. You don't want him to feel unloved, do you?

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

As if cats have feelings. ..they eat, sleep, use the litter box, and scratch shit with their claws. I saved my cat and to this day he doesnt even act like I did a dang thing for him.

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Blackcatluck 19

Hag! That's what you think #13 didn't you notice the number of visiting cats in you backyard? Also I hate to tell you but that poop stain in the carpet is really a plan in progress, if I were you I'd run before the cat-apocalypse

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Nyx_fml 23

Yeah, 1PersonIsMyWorld, cats have feelings. Maybe you just didn't save your cat "good" enough. Cats are not only very sensitive, but also very demanding and non-conformist.

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dalink 24

Watch "sad cat diary" on YouTube. Then you will understand their plight. And the song of their people...

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Raykyogrou03 12

It's a cat. You think they care about a cat's feelings in China?

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jococo7787 3

#13 just graduated from idontgetsarcasm acadamy, and as for #59, they just came back from cliche camp.

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Lacist 19

Your mom may need help.. Crazy cat ladies are true I guess.

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Spider_Web 11

All she wanted was for her daughter to pet her pussy when it was on her lap

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myoukei 31

Does she yell and yell at your cat if it doesn't "pet" you (with it's claws) when you sit on it's lap?

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iGottaFindBubbah 12

I can picture you laughing your ass off after writing this comment, you clever girl you.

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Incognito_1924 17

Actually I regretted sending that comment right away. But oh well, not every comment can be a good one. There's always another FML.

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TheAwkHawk 14

#18... You tried too hard for that one

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Treveyon56 14

Glad my mom isn't like that because I have a cat myself and sometimes she'll just hop in my lap and lay down and I won't pet her because usually for her that means she wants to sleep on me without being disturbed.

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DeoVolente 13

If you sat on someone's lap, wouldn't you expect to be pet and then be very disappointed if you weren't?

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