By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 15:11 - United States

Today, my mom asked me when I'm going to propose to my girlfriend. Not only was she in the room at the time, I've spent the whole week thinking of ways to break up with her without ending up in the hospital. 5ML
I agree, your life sucks 48 747
You deserved it 5 411

Same thing different taste

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Make sure you have a good head start, then yell at the top of your lungs that you are breaking up with her and start running. Run fast, run far, and never ever ever look back. Or just suck it up and deal with being hospitalized for a while.

Just tell her.. the longer the wait the harder she will punch you..

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I just went through a similar breakup. She was pretty emotionally and mentally abusive and had a serious self harm problem. On too of that she and her mother suffer from the same disorders. She carved my initials into her hip because I broke up with her (she has always been the one to call it off before). Stay strong OP and do what you need to do. I had an officer with me when I went to get my stuff back, so there's no shame in doing the same.

Should have done it right there. If your mother is anything like mine, the second she raised her hand, momma bear will attack. Or call the cops. Remember though, don't hit back, its sad but the cops almost always take the female's side

Somehow I'm laughing at this but feel really really bad... That is so unfortunate.

Goblin182 26

Reading your FML, I understand why you want to break up with her. What I don't understand is why you stayed in a relationship with someone like this long enough for you Mom to think it was headed for marriage.

You could get her to agree to some hardcore sex, tie her up, then put a lock on in such a way that she can reach the lock, give her the key to the lock inside an ice cube, and then just leave, you'll have time.

Do it in a public place so she can't make a scene. Then leave.

frizz101 22

Man up and get it over with. Don't just beat around the bush because your scared, sure she'll be mad, but it hurts way more when you prolong a relationship you want to end.

frizz101 22

Or he's exaggerating, did anyone think about that?