By Anonymous - 07/10/2015 13:45 - Belgium - Herenthout

Today, I told one of my classmates for the third time that I'm not into guys and wasn't interested in going on a date with him. He just looked at me blankly and said "So I'll pick you up at 9?" FML
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Redoxx_fml 22

Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.

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CaletheLion 15

Guys always try... So want to go on a date?

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Maybe next time you could put it more bluntly to try and get it through his thick skull. Or possibly he is just joking and has a terrible sense of humor.

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annalily5 28

The only way to be more blunt than "I'm not interested in guys and don't want to go out with you." would be for OP to hit him over the head with a blunt object.

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Seabass_Chan 33

That would probably be misconstrued by him as OP being kinky.

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smackaroonial 20

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JHamm2121 15

I don't think that would deter him, or it wouldn't me #4.

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UH60 26

OP shouldn't have to prove anything. That's like middle school where a dude tells a lesbian to grab the nearest chick and kiss her or she's not a 'real lesbian' smh

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askullnamedbilly 33

As a girl who has dated girls before - when you meet guys like the one OP had to deal with, they will NOT react to seeing you kiss another girl by saying 'Well, guess she wasn't kidding after all'. They will, however, most likely ask to watch, offer to have sex with both of you or tell you that you're only into chicks because you haven't had THEIR dick inside of you yet, and 'c'mon babe, just try it'. I'd love to tell you what to tell them to get it into their idiotic heads that it's very much possible for a girl to not want to ride on their dick, but honestly I don't know either.

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Spartina 4

That is terrible... But remember, we don't know if OP is a guy or a girl.

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leogachi 15

@77 I don't know why you can't see it, but most of us can plainly see that Op is a girl. I'm on the mobile site and the username is pink, indicating that Op is a girl, and there are other comments that state that Op is clearly a girl.

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Spartina 4

Ops, nevermind. As I switched browsers it now shows OP's gender - aplogies.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Tell him sure then give him the wrong address. That'll learn him

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Redoxx_fml 22

But I was speaking Murican you Limey

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whatarethisss 23

or discuss it with your teacher.

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BrutalEater 15

Lol I'm pretty sure he's trying to change OP.

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UmmOkThen 31

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RainTears 15

Well that's excessive. Physical contact sjould be a last resort, this guy seems like the psychotic type too who can really **** shit up when things get violent

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chinaski7628 32

Harassment is not a compliment. Especially if it's a classmate you've already turned down several times. And someone of the wrong gender for you.

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I_Like_Dogs 28

You know you can't get away with everything by saying it's a joke, don't you?

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scom888 7

one of the girls i went to high school with used to hurt people she liked

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MELKOZAR 27

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Yeah because nothing turns a guy off a woman faster than watching her make out with another woman... Wow. Great thinking.

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Daelynn_17 19

Yes! Confidence at its finest lol. Hopefully he was joking.

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