Miscellaneous: Today, my mom corrected all the spelling mistakes in my diary....

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By Anonyme - 04/01/2011 11:30 - Algeria

Today, my mom corrected all the spelling mistakes in my diary. FML

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 19 May 2016 17:21

"'Suffocating' has two Fs, dear!" "You capitalized 'mother' in the word 'smothering for some reason…"

bad_boyfriend 10

Thursday 19 May 2016 17:30

I have an ex girlfriend whose mother found her diary, read it, and wrote rebuttals in the margins wherever she was mentioned. In related news, my ex has serious emotional issues stemming from her childhood.

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hatwithfeelings 5

Thursday 11 August 2016 3:27

you should thank your mom.

Sizzy 12

Friday 20 August 2021 5:12

you already know what that means... lol

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