By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

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Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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perdix 29

Now he'll have a long, long time to explain exactly why he never called you again after he ****** you. The good news is that you are not going to have to scare up a date for the wedding.

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tttiffany 0

Right? That sucks. What an awkward situation to have to explain in the future. & looked familiar?! I wouldn't just find the person I lost my virginity look 'familiar' Wouldn't they be the opposite; recognizable at an instant?

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joshijosh 0

someone's addicted to gossipgirl. haha i dont even watch the movie and i know the plot. LOL

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z620 0

That's indirect incest. Try explaining that to people.

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fthku 13

It surprises me everytime how some people take EVERY single word as literal. (Referring to the comments about OP saying he was familiar) Makes me wonder if you ever.. I dunno.. talk?

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caleb_m91 1

81- **** you :( wish I had a stomach like that.

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fthku 13

Nhanzter, are you really 16? Your face suggests mid 30s.

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mr_miyagi 0

asians dont age, you didnt know that?

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tedirvine 2

WTF how is she a *****??? just bc she had sex?? WTF is wrong with you psychopathic christians that don't think people should have sex before marriage? what's your reasoning behind that??

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nathan5 0

Psycopatcic christians? Psycopathic means someone with severe mental problems who may act violenly and without remorse. Now whats you reasoning behind that? OK have your opinion, but im fairly sure christians arent psycopaths..mostly anyway! haha And to give some reasoning: we believe sex should be reservered for marriage as it is sacred in gods eyes, for couples showing that they are one, bonded in marriage and have preserved our bodies for this person. Also there are social reasons are health reasons. Some of this is why we believe divorce is wrong too. This is some of the 'reasoning'. Feel free to argue your point but please, dont be insulting like that...

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nathan5 0

Psycopatcic? Wow fail by me lol. *Psychopathic Tiny ipod keyboard is evil!!

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RedPillSucks 31

Tiny ipod keyboard = sex

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sloppyflow 1

you gotta accept some people aren't religious. and they don't put on the 'reserve' label on their pussy, It's a good thing saving it for the right one. but of course I also believe sex can be a expression of love and plays a big role in maintaining the relationships and if it's necessary you have to give it all in it all depends on how you see it. anyway reply to the main entry, just because she had sex before marriage doesn't makes her a *****.

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you_failed 15

That is SUPER AWKWARD!!!!!! :X haha sucks!!

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amerwin 3

That's one way to "keep it in the family". Maybe you guys will get lucky and have a connecting bathroom.

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RedPillSucks 31

They've already had sex, so it can't be too "ew". Now if it was a bad breakup, then there's a problem.

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DeesFMLs 0

nah not blood related

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Utexas913 3

Maybe just social taboo lol...either way, should make for an interesting follow up conversation post introductions ha ha.

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xoxo_Becky_xoxo 0

Well that's.....awkward Look on the brightside..at least you won't have to get to know your new step brother...:D

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TheNewGuy03 28

Because they knew each other. In the Biblical sense.

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perdix 29

Now he'll have a long, long time to explain exactly why he never called you again after he ****** you. The good news is that you are not going to have to scare up a date for the wedding.

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