By edulover - 01/01/2011 01:16 - United States

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

Tell your mom she's the reason douches were invented.

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Rawrzie 0

well, without you we wouldn't have any fun.

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zanguard 0

Well OP, if you are the reason we have middle fingers then I would like to thank you as I use mine on a regular basis.

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noto_fml 0

I just wanted to point out that just to reassure you YES YOU ARE A ******* CROCODILE that's about it.

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zanguard 0

Thank you, I've recently been contemplating my true identity and was concerned that I might in fact be an alligator.

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lakaiskateco 0

but we had middle fingers before you were born:P did you tell your mom she's a complete DUMBASS?!?!:D

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The_Creeper_fml 8

Whoah there. Don't make assumptions. For all we know, OP could be some 30 billion year old superbeing with super awesome superpowers.

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beauty2646 0

Lmao, honesty is the best policy?

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kissyxoxo 0

My middle finger is for unclogging toilets.

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ruby84 1

owned by your mother! tell her "mom, you're the reason child-social-services was put in place"

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brewedintexas96 0

I'm sure that's not the only drain you use it for unclogging...

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hideyoself 4

either your mom is a straight up ***** or you are a real pain in the ass. i'm guessing it's a healthy combo of both

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ICaughtFire 4

Please, tell me how you've come to the conclusion that OP's mom is a *****.

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condog95 0

haha - coming fron the one that raised you!

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