By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

NGM_47 0

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

Orchid_fml 2

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

Comments

abylaunch 10

being gay is an adolecant phase!? I'm sorry but a guy can't have gay sex when he's 15 then claim to be straight when he's 50!

Then you're saying if you have gay sex you're permanently gay? Instead of just being confused? I don't think all gay people are confused, but there isn't a doubt in my mind that some who say so are.

The guy could be bi. So then you are saying that basically a guy can't have sex with a girl at 15 then claim to be gay at 50 as well? That's bull because people are confused and change their minds all the time and how many people leave their partners because of this confusion and they feel their sexual preferences have changed? Seriously, abylaunch put some thought into what you're saying ok?

StealthStorm67 0

My ass. If you're a dude, and you like getting cornholed, you're gay. Just cause you like to hangout with girls doesn't mean you're bisexual.

WTF? Just because you hang out with girls? Even if you have sex with them you're gay if you're attracted to men , straight if to women, bi if to both.

Just because you have sex with guys doesn't make you gay either. It could mean you are bisexual or bicurious. And what has hanging out with girls got to do with anything? I would imagine that most people have friends of both sexes so that makes no sense. This must have been said about 10 times already, do you want someone to spell it out for you?

Princesschronic 0

No I think mike is say slot of younger kid expresmemt with the same gender. I start expresmenting like for example, we me and my best friend when I was twelve would look at watch other naked to see if it was all the same. Then when I got lil older we made out and did harmless stuff like that but now Im dating a gay I'm 18 and I usually don't think about girls unless it's on a good day! And just to say to everyone who is dogging on eatch other for not being "normal" Does anyone no what normal is? Everyone has there own "normal" statues

I can't even tell what you're trying to say :| I think you might've implied I've experimented with guys (I haven't) but can't really tell....

It looks like that's what's being implied, but really, noone cares any more and if they do they need to get a life.

invader0tal 0

There is nothing wrong with Yaoi! :D Gay fanfiction is hot no matter what gender you are. ^////^

abylaunch 10

I'm not saying you're perminantly gay but at the least you are perminantly bi

According to a friend of mine who is full of weird, wonderful and useless facts, only around 20% of the world's population are porperly straight. The rest are gay, bi, confused or antisexual. It makes sense if you think about it, and noone is really permanently anything so you can't say that unless it's based on something other than your opinions.

StealthStorm67 0

Wtf? Who do you get your facts from? Thats the most ludicrous statistic I've ever heard! The majority of the population is straight. If the majority was gay, then being straight would be gay. People would be nervous to tell their parents that they're straight..

The majority aren't gay. The majority I think are a bit confused but won't do anything about it, so you wouldn't neccessarily know. But I didn't say it was right I was just repeating what I've been told.

So, your Mom's a homophobe and your Dad's gay....Thanksgiving is gonna be extra special this year.

abylaunch 10

how do you know her mom's a homophobe? maybe she just doesn't want her daughter watching ****.

ashleeee 0

your family has some issues to work out ! fyl and fyml and fyfl !

R0flCopter 0
overtly_subtle 0

And you calling yourself "pimpin18" or whatever isn't a reference to the glorification of being a pimp of prostitutes, which of course isn't a "business" (if the word can even be used) of despair, desperation, manipulation, and crushing lives and is in fact the epitome of generosity and benevolence. Stop trolling, you lack-witted hate-eater.

overtly_subtle 0

... I read gay fanfiction all the time, graphic and not (the kind with two men, since there seems to be a bit of confusion over that here). How is it "bad" to read that? I mean, I really am a bit curious that the mum was so upset thinking her daughter reads it. Is it because of the graphic nature? Because it involves homosexual relationships? It's just, I'd think a parent kind of expects that by the time their kid hits mid-late teens he/she is looking at pornographic material. It's just natural.

Jessaly_fml 0

There is NOTHING wrong with yaoi. In fact, I prefer it. :)