Miscellaneous: Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the...

By weeks - 19/08/2009 04:41 - United States

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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NGM_47 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:13

BLACKMAIL your dad into buying you whatever you want :D

Orchid_fml 2

Wednesday 19 August 2009 12:10

hahah , that was a lose situation no matter what . =/

Comments

brianjman14 22

Friday 18 September 2009 4:39

lmfao, what kind of gay fanfiction?

Miso_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:21

Sorry man. I think its time to tell your mother whats going on. You dont want your father cheating on her with some guy later rather than telling her he watches gay **** NOW. thats what i would do. But hey, maybe he's bi or just curious. So maybe you should confront him first about his sexuality. Love Ya!

JLGCJ 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:08

damn mike you talk a lot

Zamax 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:04

Death At A Funeral, anyone? It's a very similar plot.

varkey 7

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:35

did you mean lesbian ****? because if you supposedly looked up naked guys, that would be striaght. but if it was naked girls, it's not gay **** it's lesbian **** for you

rockinroyalty 0

Wednesday 29 December 2010 8:35

fml ur life and your poor mother

Niki0308 0

Thursday 14 April 2011 1:48

Why couldn't you tell her? FYI your mom is a bitch

crotchpheasant 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:40

this is a golden ticket dude..

Bobby64 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:54

If you don't wanna tell her yourself, try confronting your dad about it.

k99 5

Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:21

Your mothers a little off. Yoai is perfectly normal for people to read if they like it. It's the same reasons guys like to watch or read girls have sex. You area good daughter but you should tell your mom. She probably won't believe you so then maybe confront your dad. If your dads gay then it should get acknowledged.