Miscellaneous: Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop...

By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 11:52 - United States - Walbridge

Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Dirty mind

By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 19:28 - Germany - Nuremberg

Today, I saw a folder on my son's PC named "PussyPictures". I sat him down for a talk, only to be told they contained pictures of the James Bond character Pussy Galore, for his essay about sexism in movies. He's now mocking me for "having a dirty mind". FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Art critic

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By fuckingdieyouoldhag - 20/05/2014 20:08 - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By motherfucked - 15/01/2016 17:07 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried to send my friend a link to a really weird porno. Unfortunately, Google Hangouts popped up with a message from my mom. I didn't realize the keyboard focus had switched until I hit Ctrl+V and Enter real quick. Now I'm grounded. FML

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By Scapegoat - 17/11/2018 13:30

Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML

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omgcyndaquil 23

Monday 18 April 2016 0:07

Restore it from trash and show her.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 18 April 2016 3:27

**** creates unrealistic expectations in young people. Such as how fast the plumber or delivery guy will get to your door.

Comments

tre007 8

Monday 18 April 2016 4:17

sure

trucker2 33

Monday 18 April 2016 4:18

Should have just made it your screen saver/ wallpaper!!

TheSecretShadow 13

Monday 18 April 2016 4:22

Are you saying you like animal ****?

CaityMandy 10

Monday 18 April 2016 4:52

Why is your mom on your computer?

nicole1765 14

Monday 18 April 2016 5:35

Maybe she just doesnt have one or hers doesnt work. My mom knows nothing about computers and doesnt care to have one so I let her use mine when she needs it. That being said however, she likes to snoop so I made a guest account that I have her use. lol

RandKP 21

Monday 18 April 2016 6:18

If Op is a minor living in her home (as indicated by the grounding) she has every right to search his computer when ever she wants to.

ZidSieze 8

Monday 18 April 2016 4:59

I guess we can say you got cockblocked.

FailStaff 15

Monday 18 April 2016 5:23

Go into her damn Recycling Bin and recover the picture...end of story

heartbreak831 9

Monday 18 April 2016 5:27

Ydi for naming the file that.

nicole1765 14

Monday 18 April 2016 5:36

Kind of the point of the prank.

Loveroflife93 4

Monday 18 April 2016 5:30

I feel bad for you, OP! Tell your mom it's a free country and you can watch what you damn well please! Best of luck, sweetie!

Testing1234 25

Monday 18 April 2016 8:15

Its funny how people will try and justify their actions by saying that this is a free country.

Colon_Man 17

Tuesday 19 April 2016 16:05

"Outside these walls it's a free country. Inside; It's a dictatorship. You do as I say and that's the final word." I forget what movie/show that's from.