Money: Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing...

By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 08:27 - United States

Today, my mom gave me my Christmas gift. It was a letter containing $200 and a note saying, "Here's the down payment for your apartment, please just move out already." I turned 18 last week. Thanks mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 15:36 - United States - Saint Cloud

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By dude, where's my balls? :( - 22/12/2012 20:25 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my mom and I went to Best Buy for some Christmas shopping. She picked up some presents for me and told me not to look at what she was buying. When we got to the register, she didn't have enough money, and I ended up having to buy my own presents. FML

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By MrFerret - 06/05/2011 03:41

Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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Any excuse

By GonnnaBBroke - 04/06/2021 22:01

Today, I lived at home rent free, until now. According to my mother, I receive "too many packages" from online shopping, and now I need to "chip in." FML

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Laurendorcus 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:10

Wow, where can you get an apartment that only has a $200 down payment? (where I live at least) Down payments are usually $800-$1400 even for a one bedroom. FYL because your mom wants to kick you out of her home and into the ghetto. lol

AnonymousTrue 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 17:02

That's horrible! You're still 18! I don't understand why some parents are so eager to have their children gone.

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perdix 29

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:02

What else do you want? She's already given you a week's free rent, you parasite.

xcrystal011 2

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:20

hey i turn 18 tuesday(: hopefully that doesnt happen to me! o:

QueenPersephone 9

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:31

When mother dearest's birthday comes around give her some retirement home pamphlets and a down payment for a cemetery plot.

zenti 2

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:38

Geez, I wish someone would give me money for a down payment on an apartment. I'd be out so fast...

xoestefaniaxo 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:49

just be like no I will not move out! gosh

TimSoMean 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:52

you will thank her later for this

Hopersz 0

Saturday 25 December 2010 18:58

Lmfao. This made me laugh lol. Be happy you even got something for Christmas because there are people right now all around the world that are homeless and living on the street that didnt get anything. Be thankful and happy you have your family and your mom loves you. Merry Christmas