Miscellaneous: Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because...

By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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You deserved it 138

Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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You deserved it 185

Overreacting mom striked again

By Im homeless - 06/02/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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You deserved it 315

Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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You deserved it 3 199

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By homelesslyf - 30/12/2018 22:00 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I was kicked out of my aunt's house for being 15 minutes late for her to pick me up. She told me she doesn't want me to come home and left me in a panicked mess. My sister and brother are on her side and refuse to talk to me. I'm now couch surfing. FML

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You deserved it 406

By Deadcat101 - 10/07/2012 23:26 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my unemployed mother decided to yet again stay home and drink heavily. So far she's kicked me out of the house, tipped over our sofa, and thrown her vibrator out the window. FML

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You deserved it 1 940

Get out

By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 17:24 - Germany - Würzburg

Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML

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You deserved it 3 245

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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You deserved it 240

bennetts211 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:01

I'd stay at your friend's, if I were you.

olpally 32

Saturday 25 June 2011 16:03

wow... your mom is probably an alcoholic... stay at your friends house and stay away from your mom... alcoholics can be abusive... fyl op.. that sucks

Comments

purplegirl7 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:41

stay at ur friends house!!!

unop 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 6:51

I ****** hate bitch parents like that

QueenMab051 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:46

Well no offense but your mom's a bitch lol.

Bamvytar 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:59

I'm so sorry you're stick with a terrible excuse for a parent. It happens to the best of us kid... Just stay strong, and do your best so you can live a better life in the future. You don't have to let a bad childhood ruin your happiness for the rest of your life. Hoping for the best for you..

nyoungwv 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:03

what a bitch move!

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 26 June 2011 8:36

if this is real & true, then it's time to call child services & explain your situation & see if she will sign guardianship over to a responsible adult instead of her drunk neglectful self.

unop 0

Monday 27 June 2011 7:11

pretty sure he doesn't want to be an orphan ******

fabcade 14

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:11

I think you really need to call social services. your parents can't legally throw you out before you are 18. I hope your mom realizes the mistake she is making.

fabcade 14

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:13

sorry just saw it said Canada. don't know if the laws are different then the U.S. I still hope your mom comes to her senses

munkeyboom123 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:19

im pretty sure thats against the law.

Sushimomo 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:58

Just because OP's mom is drunk doesn't mean she's an alcoholic. She'll be fine in the morning. I shouldn't say sober, but she will be aware in the morning and let OP back in. Relax, OP isn't getting beat or abused.