Miscellaneous, Drunk, Motherhood and Parents: Mum

Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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You deserved it 3 199

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 741

You deserved it 138

By mirrorfad - 29/01/2010 05:49 - France

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

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You deserved it 3 254

By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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You deserved it 122

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 159

You deserved it 1 320

By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 538

You deserved it 111

By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia

Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 743

You deserved it 3 763

By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 878

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 163

You deserved it 4 761

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 170

You deserved it 3 217

Mommy dearest

By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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You deserved it 125

ElricMustang 23

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

Comments

ElricMustang 23

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

cakefete2 30

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:45

Yep, his mom hates that ************.

NoShit_Sherly 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:57

His mom's a bitch. Hey, you may not agree.. But his mom will

DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

cakefete2 30

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:42

Confession is good for the soul.

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

Saturday 16 November 2013 1:07

Admitting you have problem is the first step to recovery ;)

lovethenumber13 14

Sunday 17 November 2013 7:32

"Chicken Soup for the Mum's Soul" written by O.P. Mummer

beautifulbeats26 6

Friday 15 November 2013 23:07

Did she forgot how old she is?

beautifulbeats26 6

Friday 15 November 2013 23:29

*forget

awkwardloveannie 28

Saturday 16 November 2013 2:47

correcting your grammer didn't make your comment any better

beautifulbeats26 6

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:30

If I didn't correct it it would have bugged me until I did. Just down vote me like the rest, no need to get sensitive.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 16 November 2013 4:32

When someone misspells "grammar" while trying to correct someone else's grammar, it makes me all happy and tingly inside like I've just eaten a warm chocolate cake.