Mum

By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML
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ElricMustang 23

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

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DocBastard 38

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

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ElricMustang 23

Your mom really has some issues with your mom, huh?

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NoShit_Sherly 11

His mom's a bitch. Hey, you may not agree.. But his mom will

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DocBastard 38

Mother: You're a goody two shoes! OP: Yes, mum. Mother: Your mum's a *****. OP: Right you are, mum.

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L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

Admitting you have problem is the first step to recovery ;)

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lovethenumber13 14

"Chicken Soup for the Mum's Soul" written by O.P. Mummer

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awkwardloveannie 28

correcting your grammer didn't make your comment any better

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beautifulbeats26 6

If I didn't correct it it would have bugged me until I did. Just down vote me like the rest, no need to get sensitive.

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DocBastard 38

When someone misspells "grammar" while trying to correct someone else's grammar, it makes me all happy and tingly inside like I've just eaten a warm chocolate cake.

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gotaplanstan 28

I like it when people say "your an idiot" too.

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Welshite 39

I would make an inappropriate masturbation joke, but there are so many to choose from.

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JaegerMayCry 13

if they're inappropriate why would you say any to begin with?

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13ky13 20

If they're inappropriate, why WOULDN'T you say them?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Damn. Your mom really hates your mom.

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scottyspot 11

Now you know she is a lesbian too! Awesome!

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amDes 11

or she violates herself on the regular and dirty talks to herself

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HeadlessSparrow 20

Well the truth comes out when you're drunk!

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iknowiwantyou 13

drunk words are sober thoughts. Or maybe she just likes to speak nonsense when she's drunk.

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