By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 21:48 - Croatia - Rijeka

Today, my mom got pissed off at my doctor and called him a quack. She did this because he reassured her that I don't show any signs of the mental retardation that she's convinced herself I must have. FML
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salic77 11

Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn! Ignorant bitch? That jumping to conclu-- ....Yeah, she probably is.

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salic77 11

Your mom sounds like a case looking to happen. Possibly should get her checked out!!!

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caohm 18

It must be rough having to live with a insane person but it must be down right embarrassing to call that person mother.

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LickitungJr 8

Agreed. It seems very tough to live with someone who thinks you are Mentally Retarded.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I don't think she's insane, I think she's just a dumb ******* bitch. I even feel bad for the doctor, can you imagine what was going through his head during that situation? You have my pity, OP. Get the **** out of there as soon as possible.

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touch_phobia 13

yeah... it definitely is embarrassing to live with someone who is insane- and to call them mother. it is for me

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falon142012 22

I agree, 23! A mother like that will unfortunately probably never change. OP, my mom took me to therapist after psychiatrist after counsellor for most of my childhood. The last one she drug me to told her that there was nothing wrong with me, and that the problem was in fact HER. My mom said that therapist didn't know what she was talking about and we were never going back to her. I was kind of disappointed because it was the first one I actually liked. I moved out when I turned 18 and my mother and I don't fight anymore. Go figure. I suggest you get out of there as soon as you can and I am truly sorry. Good luck!

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incoherentrmblr 21

Is she also pissed off because your neighbor's house smells like pissy lavender?

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nikhilmanuel 10

Ouch that must hurt. Maybe you want to have a talk with your mom.....

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iAlissa 34

Something tells me she's an ignorant bitch and won't listen.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

Damn! Ignorant bitch? That jumping to conclu-- ....Yeah, she probably is.

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swick25 22

I am not sure why this comment has so many thumbs down.

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greeneyebeauty9 28

Maybe your mom is the one who needs help..

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darwinism 30

If anything, it must run in the family. Tell her that and maybe she will shut up. FYL

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ahippienamedrae 10

Better duck and cover! D:

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ahippienamedrae 10

it was just a pun jeeez

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hunts19ketchup 23

I think they know that. It just didn't work...

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olpally 32

Your mom is a nut bar. Wow. Tell the doctor to inject her with some morphine.

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swick25 22

why on earth would the doctor give someone like that morphine help in anyway help?!? you do realize morphine is for pain right?

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wolfgold2 20

Is thay what the kids call em these days?

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RenoTheRhino 30

#9, this makes no sense.

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hunts19ketchup 23

#9: Yeah, not so much....

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Now now ladies and gentlemen, morphine can make you high... Really ******* high, the nutbar level of that mother might possibly go down if we inject ENOUGH morphine... Granted at that point she will most likely die of overdose

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cryssycakesx3 22

I'll get in line for morphine.

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swick25 22

@ #66 Really? You would get in line for the Morphine? looks as though you are going to be a great woman when you get older. Morphine or any painkiller is nit something to joke about or take recreationally. it is people like you that make it extremely difficult for the people who actually need it for pain. Grow up

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gracehi 31

Don't they use high doses of morphine for mercy-killings? I think that's what he meant.

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evan_7899 28

Wow good faith your mum has in you OP.

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Grayness_ 26

Maybe OP does some stupid ass shit man

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swick25 22

@ #43 So what you're saying is that because OP may or may not have done some stupid ass shit he must have a mental handicap? Well then everyone on the face of this planet must be mentally handicap, yourself included. You're an idiot

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LickitungJr 8

That sucks. From what you say it sounds like if anyone is a "Quack" it is her. FYL

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swick25 22

your mom sounds like a complete DOUCHE BAG! she may be the one with a mental handicap

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