By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

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Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
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chris_lillo 15

Would you rather her know the truth?

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wanted_2_want 40

So you were trying to choke the chicken but were squeaking like a mouse.

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geekynerd88 10

The hell kinda noises were you making??🤣

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real life problems 26

Hmm.. must have sounded like Christina Aguileara

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Whatever you do, don't ever sing in the shower or your family will think you're playing with yourself.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

How you could sound like you’re singing while masturbating I have no clue.

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1ninjanina 7

If you’re not home alone, why wouldn’t you do it quietly? Or not at all, if it’s so good you can’t be quiet? Well, guess now you can do it whenever you want cause they’ll just keep thinking it’s singing.

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