Intimacy: Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette....

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Busted

By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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Danger zone

By didntevenknow - 13/08/2012 15:06 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Bobs and vagene!!

By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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tigerkyle92 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:56

isn't that what chat roulette is all about?

roslene 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:00

someone was getting cocky...

Comments

dennis96411 12

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:07

ROFL good thing my parents don't have any computer knowledge, they don't know how to look through my stuff.

natoli_56 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 18:07

Bad luck ftw

mmccombs13 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:24

why even get on chatroulette? were you horny?

fauxjlo 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:01

duh!!!!!

AkaneHikari 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:01

XD I would've loved to see her expression

fairypower 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:26

wouldnt you rather have them think your gambling than looking at ding dongs

v4extreme 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:30

i dont get why is everyone saying ydi, you totally got screwed D:

jorankay411 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 21:57

Didn't you see that South Park episode where Cartman was introducing Kyle to Chatroulette??? YDI

eminemchick 19

Monday 6 June 2011 13:48

lmao and the facebook

1123nic 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:24

that sucks dickk

warlock970 10

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:36

dude use an incognito browser to watch ****. They don't save your history or anything like cookies, sessions, auto complete and every other shit

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Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddently interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML

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