Miscellaneous: Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing....

By Anonymous - 20/09/2011 00:46 - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

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The YouTube police

By Anonymous - 11/10/2023 07:30

Today, just like almost every other day, my mom goes onto the computer and scolds me for what I watch on YouTube, even when the videos aren't that graphic. Today she scolded me because she found out that I'd watched videos related to the Max Headroom signal intrusion back in '87. Why can't I just watch what I want? FML

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By phonesmuggler - 18/04/2013 19:30 - United States

Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 17:52 - United States

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML

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Why so serious?

By DwarfFrog - 18/06/2012 11:38 - United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By bribreeeeeezyfreshhh - 06/12/2010 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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No way, uh-uh, no, not doing it

By Anonymous - 06/04/2022 06:00

Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML

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Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:22

Lol man, I feel ya. Old people say "kids these days" but they don't appreciate our technological savvy-ness!

RavagedSouI 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:23

Old people and modern technology never mix

Comments

LegalyWhite 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:40

Slap her teeth out!

rocker135 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 6:03

you mean slap her dentures out

Btreasure 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:40

Your not doing it the right way

imsoboss91 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:56

You're*

Btreasure 8

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:06

Thanks!! My bad!

photogal12345 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:43

You have a violent grandma! I can't imagine being slapped by my grandma! EVER!

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:46

Every time I try to teach an old person something they just end up forgetting it right away. I've just gotten to the point where I don't care anymore.

imsoboss91 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:50

Go grandma!!

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:53

YOU CAN TAKE 'ER!

laideehawk 6

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:01

Computers they be the devil!!!

charlotte100 2

Tuesday 20 September 2011 6:03

I swear sometimes I just feel like old people refuses to learn, not because they can't. Computers may be hard but it doesn't take a to rocket scientist to learn how to use a regular cell. You dial numbers and press like 2 buttons. Just because they're old does not mean they're stupid. Pisses me off when my mom refuses to learn simple BASIC technologies that are easier to use than a sewing machine.